Happy Thanksgiving

To all of my American friends, I wish you the very best Thanksgivings. I hope your day is filled with good food and fellowship amongst your friends and family.  To all of my non-American friends, I hope your regular Thursday is filled with good tidings, good things, and happiness. 

I feel like I haven’t had much to say around these parts lately, but that’s mostly been due to the fact that I’ve been writing my head off for Cinema Sentries. I’ll try to post those things on this site soon, but until then I once again wish you a very Happy Thanksgiving.

Wizard World Tulsa 2014

wizard world

Comic Cons and the like have become big business. I remember hearing about the huge one in San Diego for years. That’s where the big names come and preview all the big nerd-centric movies and television series that will be released that year. I suppose there were Star Trek conventions, etc. in various cities for years, but these days it seems like there is some kind of con going on just about everywhere on every weekend of the year.

In 2014 we got one in Tulsa and I got a press pass to go. It was a little daunting but fun. I came back the following year and the year after. Each time the con got a little smaller, the celebrity names a little more b-lister. I guess Tulsa just isn’t a big enough city or something.

I got kind of tired of it, too. I like looking at the costumes people wear, and some of the doo-dads people sell are cool. The whole celebrity thing is weird, though. I have no desire to pay a lot of money to get a celebrity autograph or to snap a picture with them. The talks can be fun, but more often than not the celebrities seem kind of bored and they tell the same stories.

I’m not knocking it. If you enjoy that sort of thing then by all means enjoy it. But after a few times going myself, I’ve had enough.

And now my daughter is getting into all that. She actually loves to cosplay and wants someplace to go where she can be with like-minded people. I’ve taken her to a couple of them and we’re going to another one here in a couple of weeks. So the circle of life comes again.

Anyway, I did a little write-up on that first con I went to, and you can read it here.

A Boys Trip Out West

monument valley

My parents are notorious for taking long whirlwind trips in a short amount of time. They often drive the 800 miles to East Tennessee to see my father’s folks over the course of a weekend. They regularly drive a thousand miles or more to Colorado, or Arizona, or Utah, stop to see a few sights for a day or two, and then drive back. Once they drove all the way from Oklahoma to Washington State and made it back within the week.

Me, I like to plan things out. I want to spend time thinking about where I’m going, and what I want to see, and book tours or at least my hotel rooms.

So, when my father called me two weekends ago asking if I wanted to take a trip with him and my brother out west in a couple of weeks, my initial thought was, “No.” But the old man is getting old. I don’t know how many more trips he has left in him. This kind of felt like a last hurrah. A conversation with my brother only strengthened that notion.

A couple of weeks turned into, “How about we leave on Wednesday,” and my desire to go lessened even more. But go we went. Without any notion of where we were going, without any plan on where to stay or even how long we were gonna be gone, we loaded up the car and headed out before sunrise that Wednesday morning.

We hauled it long and hard all day, stopping for the night somewhere past Gallup, New Mexico. We initially planned on staying in Gallup, but after my brother turned up the fact that Gallup has one of the highest crime rates per capita in the country, we drove a little further.

Trying to save a little money we just booked one room at a cheap motel. It was a little awkward sharing a bed with my 50-year-old brother, but a little dose of melatonin and the exhaustion of a long day kept me from caring too much.

canyon de chelly

When we awoke my brother noticed that there was a canyon nearby. The Canyon de Chelly National Monument sounded interesting, we all agreed and so we checked it out. I’m glad we did for it was spectacular.

A few more hours on the road led us to Monument Valley. Me and Dad had been there before, but it was new country to my brother. Me and Dad had visited it years before.

Growing up we didn’t do much travelling. We’d make the trek to East Tennessee to see my father’s family once a summer, and maybe around Christmas but that was pretty much it. I remember once, when my father was asleep in the back of the car, my mother pulled off at some little amusement park and had bought tickets before my dad knew what was happening. That was us vacationing.

We did go to Orlando when I was in high school because my brother had graduated Naval Boot Camp there, and later we visited him in Charleston, South Carolina, but my father didn’t make any of those trips.

john fords point

A few years after I graduated college me and mom convinced dad to take a trip out west. I can’t remember many of the details now, but we visited Monument Valley, the Painted Desert, and the Grand Canyon, plus a few other sites in that area.

Dad loved it. And it set him on a path of regular travel ever since. So, this trip felt a little like a reunion tour of the trip that got him started.

If you’ve ever seen an old Western Movie, you’ve probably seen Monument Valley. John Ford shot half a dozen films there or so, and the list of movies and television shows that have had at least one scene set there is enormous. It is a beautiful, strange, amazing bit of land filled with giant rock formations that look completely out of this world. It was a big foggy when we were there which allowed for some interesting photographs.

Dad had the Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument in his sights so we headed that way next. We drove to Page, Arizona that night, with plans to drive to the Staircase early the next morning.

horseshoe bend

We got to Page relatively early and discovered there was a beautiful horseshoe bend in the river nearby. A quick hike to that brought some more amazing views.

The next morning, on the road we discovered a cool little pull-off with some excellent-looking formations. Our phones told us to drive to Kenab, Utah to get inside Grand Staircase, but once we were there we realized that we had essentially driven right past it. The park is quite huge and the things we were interested in seeing were North East of where we were, making it another several-hour drive to get to where we thought we were.

By this point we were all already pretty well exhausted from all the driving, and Dad was already hinting that he was ready to go home. A quick look at the map we found at the tour guide stop showed a cool-looking slot canyon to the north about 90 miles. We decided we’d make that our last stop before heading home.

bryce canyon

The tourist map wasn’t a very good one and we soon found ourselves accidentally in Bryce Canyon. From what I can figure the slot canyon was actually at the bottom of it. Not wanting to make that hike we decided to just look at it all from above. It had snowed that morning granting us some very beautiful views.

After that, we headed home. That’s a 1,200-mile drive home for those keeping track and it took us the rest of that day and all of the next. All in all it was a long, hard little vacation, but a good one. I still prefer to plan things out better and stay longer, but I’m glad I went.

If you’ve read this far and would like to see the rest of the photos I took I created an Amazon Photo Album.

Ryan Adams Versus Gillian Welch

I’ve been putting off telling this story, but as we’re very close to time, and new horrors have occurred, the time to tell is now.

So, a few months back I realized that the lovely, wonderful Gillian Welch was coming to the Ryman in Nashville. This particular performance was in support of the always-interesting Connor Oberst and whatever supporting people he’s calling Bright Eyes. I’m generally a fan of the Bright Eyes and dig the idea of catching them live, but let’s be honest here, it was Gillian at the Ryman. I was so there.

Me, the wife, and my newfound friend Holly procured tickets faster than you can say, “Slap me silly with a ping-pong table.”

Those who know me know my undying love for the lovely, wonderful Gillian Welch and that I have unfortunately missed her last two performances in Bloomington. My soul weeps to this very day due to this fact. I swore a blood oath that I would never miss another Gillian Welch concert. I’d gouge out my eyes rather than do such a thing.

Fast forward a few weeks and I get an e-mail from the good people at the Kentucky Center in Louisville of upcoming events. Turns out a local radio station is doing a listener appreciation thing with Charlie Louvin, Suzanne Vega, Paula Cole, and Ryan freaking Adams. Tickets are $20.

I don’t think, I don’t breathe, I call and purchase three tickets. I anticipate the excitement from Holly who will totally freak out and worship me for days.

As the ticket seller is wrapping up, I get a funny feeling in my belly. The show date is May 19, which suddenly sounds familiar. When are we to see Gillian at the Ryman?

May 19.

No. Freaking. Way.

I have now just purchased tickets (ahem, three tickets) to see Ryan Adams in Louisville on the same date I have tickets to see Gillian in Nashville.

The wife is called in, and the phone is called to Holly. We all cry out.

After days and weeks, we finally decide to see Ryan. Frankly, I was outnumbered, but the consolidation was that Gillian lives in Nashville. Holly lives in Nashville. We’ll catch her some other time.

I’m sorry Gillian. Truly, truly I am. The eyes are being gouged this very second.

Breathe. Feel bad for a moment. Stop listening to Gillian and throw in a little Heartbreaker followed by Gold followed by Cold Roses.

Ryan Adams, here we come!

An interesting, heartbreaking addendum just occurred to this story. Holly sends me an e-mail explaining that the White Stripes will be playing a fairly limited (though she can get tickets) show in Nashville the Friday before Gillian/Bright Eyes/Ryan.

I know it’s you, Gillian, teaching me a lesson. I have learned. Please forgive.

Another heartbreaking newsflash just happened. Ryan has apparently hurt his arm and cannot play guitar for our show. Gillian, I said I had learned, please stop tormenting me!

Time Zone Blues

Originally written on November 03, 2006.

I grew up in Oklahoma, which is in the Central Time Zone.  It is an odd time zone, TV-wise in that the prime time programs begin at 7 in the PM, instead of 8.  As a child growing up, this was a particularly marvelous thing as it allowed me to see many programs that I would have never seen living in the Eastern Zone where Prime Time starts at 8.

As a youngster, my bedtime for many years was 9 o’clock.  However, Mother would allow us to stay up until ten one night a week.  Normally this night was reserved for Remington Steele, but I can remember many a long internal debate during special events such as the Olympics or the Grammy Awards when I would have to decide as to what to stay up for.

Many’s the time I thanked my God for letting me live in the only sensible time zone that allowed me to catch my favorite programs, and even one special show a week, instead of those other awful zones keeping people up until 11 for their prime time viewing.   What would I do, I thought to myself, if I lived in South Carolina or New York City and was not allowed to see such amazing detective comedies?

Post college I have lived almost solely in the Eastern Time Zone and have come to dearly love it.  Really, seven is way too early to start a television regiment, and being a big boy I don’t mind staying up late to finish up the good programming.

This week I am visiting my parents in Oklahoma and am back to the old Central Time Zone.  Not staying long enough to move my watch back an hour I am perpetually thinking I’m late, or that it is later in the day than it actually is.  This is not always a horrid thing as I have been helping my father with some work.  He starts his day at a quarter to seven and eats his lunch at the ungodly hour of 11 AM.  But to my glorious Eastern brain, that’s a quarter to 8 and the much more mundane luncheon time of straight up noon.

Ah, but here’s the rub.  Tonight I sat with great anticipation for My Name is Earl and the best comedy on TV otherwise known as The Office, while catching a rerun of The Daily Show and the Colbert Report.  Tick Tock Tick Tock, I waited and waited through the political jokes and barbs.  At 7:45 I began searching through the channel guide looking for NBC and thus the correct channel for my television fix.

Ahhhhhhh!  The Office is already halfway through!  How can this be?

Damn you Central Time Zone and you’re early prime time arrangements.  Of course, my show was nearly over as The Office starts at 7:30 in Oklahoma instead of 8:30 like the rest of the bloody world.

I knew there was some reason I moved and have never came back.

A Day in the Life of a Cat

Originally written on October 29, 2006.

We live on the second floor of an apartment building. We have a small porch on the back side of the apartment that overlooks a lovely forest area. It is a beautiful little thing and we have made use of it with flowers, herbs, and other assorted greenery. Also, there are two birdfeeders hanging down which are kept full and can generally be seen with various birds enjoying a free meal.

It has also become a favorite spot for our cat, Thumbelina. Generally, she and the birds get along as the birds immediately flee when the door is open, and the cat doesn’t spend her entire day outside to allow some good bird feeding. Once or twice the two have met and Thumbelina has landed herself some prey. This is something that the wife abhors, but I understand is the nature of the beasts and all.

Today, being a fine, beautiful October day, I opened the back door and allowed the cat to enjoy the sun as well. She loves it when the door is kept open as that allows her the freedom of to-and-fro. I enjoy it as well for it allows me to not have to continually open and close the door for a finicky cat.

Moments ago I found the cat inside chasing what I thought was one of her many playthings under the couch. It wasn’t long, however, when I realized that this plaything, might not be a toy after all. For one thing, the cat was completely engrossed in getting this thing out from under the couch – normally when her toys become unreachable she simply gets bored and moves on. For another, I heard a chirping noise and none of her toys chirp. As you might have surmised, it was a bird.

I quickly tore the cat away from the couch and shuffled her into the bedroom, door closed. I then carefully began moving the cushions away from the couch and then pushed it away from the wall. Finding no bird, I wondered if I wasn’t a bit mad, but continued turning the couch over.

Sure enough, a little bird flew out and banged its head against the window. Poor thing desperately wanted to escape but wasn’t clever enough to recognize a piece of glass (and believe me this isn’t a crystal clear window like in the commercials.)

I opened the doors to give it an escape route and donned a pair of gloves as to not get scratched or bitten. I then tried to grab the bird to throw it outside.

Whoosh, it went, grazing my hair and banging into the far wall where it quickly slid down into the relative safety behind the bookshelf. After removing many books I finally made my way to an opening where I could reach the bird. Unfortunately, the cranny was too small and all I could do was move my fingers menacingly at it in hopes it would change position.

It did and flew to another bookcase, this time landing in front. It was obviously frightened and pushed itself frantically at the books hoping to find another haven.

Finally, I was able to grab it and let it loose outside. It moved like it was hurt in some way, but it was definitely able to fly so I figured it had a decent chance of surviving on its own. The cat was then unleashed and has spent the rest of today desperately looking for its capture.

Brewster’s Halloween Bash

DSC06497Originally written on October 26, 2006.

As a middle-aged couple with no children, it often becomes difficult for me and my wife to take part in the childish things we love. My wife and I have a collection of children’s books – from Dr. Seuss to Roal Dahl – but no one to read them to. We have children’s films – from Bugs Bunny to Toy Story – but no one to watch them with. We fly kites every May and carve pumpkins every October.

For Halloween, we throw a big adult party to disguise our love for such a children’s game.

We’ve made it a big annual affair filled with food, music, big prizes, and lots of gooey pumpkin mess.

Each year the affair has gotten bigger and bigger. Originally, it consisted of a few friends and some snacks and has now ballooned to a house full of guests, a democratic voting on the best pumpkin complete with generous prizes, and more food than anyone could possibly eat.

This year my wife went all out in the food department. We had sautéed chicken with peanut sauce, home-made spinach artichoke dip, an enormous cheese plate with a variety of French and Italian breads upon which to place them, strawberries with a chocolate fondue, some kind of fancy cheese bread with a bit of prosciutto melted into it. To top it off we served pumpkin spiced cheesecake with apple cider for dessert.

It was delicious.

DSC06491This was the first year I have used an MP3 mix tape for the proceedings. Normally I spend many hours sorting through my music collections making a handful of carefully selected CDs to spin during the party.

You see I am an old-style lover of the mix-tape. A great mix is a piece of art. The flow of songs from Track 1 Side A through the end of the tape is something to be chosen wisely, the music should make a statement and be a true expression of the tape maker. Frankly, this year I just didn’t have the time to make the proper mixes and threw a large stew of my favorite MP3s onto one disk and hit Shuffle.

The guests arrived and we began enjoying the bountiful feast my wife had prepared. Being a graduate student in French Linguistics my wife’s friends tend to be an international lot, and this year was no exception. We had guests from China, Korea, and Russia with us which made for a lovely mix of culture and ideas.

Coming from a family that makes any game, no matter how trivial into a full-fledged contact sport I laid down many a taunt over my supremacy in to pumpkin carving field. The boasting was made doubly so as I had one last year’s contest.

As what usually happens when I becomDSC06487e boastful, I screwed my pumpkin up royally. I had planned on being experimental this year and chose a two-sided pumpkin carving. The idea was to carve a ghastly skeletal ghoul on one side and his sickle on the other. This way, when fully lit and placed near a wall, the sickle would create an ominous shadow.

A prize winner for sure, in theory, but in practice it was too difficult. I accidentally cut too far into the face, destroying my skeletons eyes and right ear.

Disgruntled and cursing I took a peak at the rest of the gang. Our Asian friends, having never carved before, were creating a simple triangle-eyed face. While on the other side of the spectrum, Daniel made a winking devil creature with his battery-powered, electrified pumpkin jig-saw!

With a half-pumpkin disaster, I had to start over on the other side and this time chose something simple – a young man looking into a mirror only to see a horrid reflection. As everyone was already finishing up, I rushed myself and once again screwed up. It looked more like a poorly designed ghost instead of an eerie mirror face.

DSC06492We took our pumpkins outside and placed them on the deck railing. Candles lit they created an eerie picture lighting the crisp night air.

Votes were tallied and our new friend Bryana, from Kansas, won with a giant spider.

Dessert was served, and pictures were made as everyone shuffled out to their homes. Well almost everybody, a few stragglers stayed for a few Simpson Halloween specials before I warned them off with a dozen yawns.

Around midnight my wife and I shuffled off to bed. A kitchen full of pumpkin guts, dirty dishes piled high, a contest lost, and dreams of next year’s bigger bash on my mind.

A Weekend at the Book Fair

Originally posted on October 19, 2006.

I always figured I’d be the sort of person who had books stuffed in every corner, piled up on the carpet, and lined against the wall, I just never figured it would be by the time I turned thirty.

Though living in a modest-sized two-bedroom apartment, every square inch of wall space that is not taken by furniture is stuffed with shelves full of CDs, DVDs, and books. By far the books outnumber everything else and are spilling out like an overfilled cup onto the floor of every room in the house. This has been doubly fulfilled over the weekend having gone to the local Red Cross book drive multiple times.

In an annual event, the Red Cross holds a book drive at the county fairgrounds. They sell the books in an interesting manner which compels me and my wife to go back and back and back… On Friday they charge a $5.00 entrance fee, but most people pay it due to having the first crack at the choice books. All books sell cheaply – hardback for two dollars, paperbacks for a buck – and the best ones go quickly. On Saturday they take away the entrance fee but sell the books for the same price. The first half of Sunday sees the books going for half price, and by mid-afternoon, all books are $5.00 a bag! If there is anything left on Monday, you can take home what you want for the price of the gasoline it takes to get you there.

My wife and I always forgo the Friday pay-to-get-in night and thus headed in early Saturday morning. Arriving five minutes after they opened there was still a long line outside the entrance, waiting to get in. It seems they created some sort of barricade-like thing to harangue folks in, cattle-like, to get an adequate headcount.

No mind, the line moved quickly, and inside this warehouse of books I went. They divided the books into appropriate subject matter – biographies, literature, crafts, paperback romances, and such like, but that’s as organized as it got. Nothing by name or title, so I had to literally sift through the chaff. It was a grand experience though moving sideways alongside the maddening throngs looking for the hidden gems.

I hit up the classics section hoping to fill in my missing pieces of literature. I found a slew of great stuff – War and Peace, Anna Karenina, Ulysses, some Edith Wharton, and a whole slew of Charles Dickens. They’ve had a great set of old-looking hardbacks of what seemed to be the entire Dickens catalog. Even at the good price of two bucks a pop, my checkbook wouldn’t allow that package. I held out hope that I’d see it later that weekend when the prices go down.

Moving to the other sections I picked up another large handful of books from the not-so-classics, but fun-to-read category. Like Pavlov’s dogs of old, I was in full-on salivation mode just looking at all those books.

Being that all the books have been donated to the Red Cross for this sale, they are all old, used worn books which makes it even better in my opinion. Walking into a Barnes and Noble these days feels sterile to me, like walking into a hospital reception room. It’s antiseptic no matter how cozy they try to make it with their coffee pots and big leather chairs. Not so here. Books lined every corner, people tore into them releasing years-old dust and the smells of a thousand shelves where they have sat for who knows how long. It was a glorious, wonderful thing.

The wife and I piled into line with our arms loaded, $28 in total, and more books than I’ll be able to read all year. A rough estimate of what these books would total at a regular store ranges into the hundreds.

There is nothing like a book fair.

Later that afternoon, we decided to go back. My wife had to work on Sunday and wasn’t able to make it for the five bucks-a-bag deal. Not being satisfied with the morning’s collection, we headed back for more.

We decided on a $10 limit, making it five books apiece. Normally at this thing I go in, grab what I can get, and think about the budget later. Setting a limit made it difficult as I had to contemplate each book’s pros and cons before I put it in my bag.

That night, our kitchen table filled to the brim, and we slept the sleep of kings.

Wife working, and I headed back on Sunday with my friend Daniel. Big paper sacks were handed out at the entrance and the whole place was like one giant candy store with hordes of hungry kids running amuck. At five dollars a bag, there wasn’t time to contemplate if I really wanted the book. I filled my bag and hoped for the best.

I once again hit the classics, stared at the hardback Dickens and decided it would fill my bag too soon, crossed my fingers that it would last until free day, and carried on.

Suddenly Grisham, Koontz, and Sue Grafton’s alphabet series took on a glimmer of enticement. I’m not normally one for the current bestsellers list of easy fiction, but priced so cheap, that I couldn’t help myself.

Two sacks later, at ten dollars total, I walked out a happy little boy.

Monday, going solo, for the wife had to work yet again, I headed out for one last time. It was madness. All books were free, and the throngs were like a thousand chickens with a thousand missing heads. I pushed my way in and came out with a box filled with books I’ll probably never look at again. Alas, the Dickens collection was gone. Oh well, I’ve more than enough to line the shelves and keep my reading mind occupied for months to come.

All told we came home with some sixty books and spent less than $50. I have since landed most of them on shelves, though many still lie on the table, the tops of shelves, and on the floor…

I like it this way though. For a home without books just isn’t a home. If I wanted to live in a place that was neat and tidy with knick-knacks on the shelves instead of books, I’d live in a hotel. No, I like it just fine – just be patient with me as I spend the next hour deciding on a book to read.

When Did It Get This Bad?

Originally posted on September 28, 2006, when I was unemployed and unsure about what I was going to do with my life.

I’ve been thinking a lot lately about going to Oklahoma for a month or two and working with my father. He would pay me in cash which means I’d take home about $400 a week. Not a bad bit for doing manual labor.

The thing is I live in what would be a small Midwestern cow town were it not for the giant university sitting on their grounds. Indiana University comes with 30-odd thousand students, plus professors, faculty, staff, and all of the miscellaneous companies that support such a population. So there are plenty of malls, restaurants, bars, and bookstores, but few other corporations. For the few decent places that employ here, there’s that 30,000 pool of fresh faces with degrees (or soon-to-be degrees) in whatever specialized field a company would need.

Which means finding decent work is difficult. I am either underqualified or completely overqualified. Most of the jobs I could get right now would pay in the $10/hour range making my take-home pay around $250-300/week.

Can you see how doing grunt work for my dad suddenly looks appealing?

I was very much considering it and had made up my mind to go when my folks told me they were heading out on vacation to Colorado and invited me along. I figured I’d take a free vacation and then spend a few weeks making some extra cash. With my severance checks still flowing in, an extra few hundred a week would pay off the credit card and make life much easier.

The only problem was that they were leaving this Friday which put me in a bit of a rush to get there, but without any obligations that didn’t seem like too much of a challenge.

Until I talked to my wife.

We had talked about me going out and working a few times, but the immediacy of the trip hit her hard. Plus, she said, we had planned a little birthday party this weekend and I just had to come to that.

Given the choice between a small party with friends and a free trip to Colorado, I was leaning toward the mountains. But I had to play it cool and I tried to make it look like a hard choice.

Then I realized the book fair was the weekend after this one. Annually the Red Cross holds a weekend book fair. They have a huge warehouse full of books, and they are darn cheap. First night you pay a small cover and get major discounts. The next day it is free to get in and all books are half off. The next day it is five bucks for all the books you can stuff into a grocery bag. And then the next day you take what you want for free.

How could I pass up that? Well, maybe I could just send Amy a list of books I’d like to have.

Ultimately, I decided not to go. Not because I’d miss my wife’s birthday party, nor that I’d not be able to get my hands on some choice books, but because the season premiere of Lost is next Wednesday. If I went to Colorado I might miss it, and that is simply unacceptable.

This is how low my life has sunk. I’ll give up stacks of cash and free vacations to not miss a television show.

Road Trip to New Orleans

Originally written September 2006.

“Guess what, Sebadoh is playing New Orleans tonight and Birmingham tomorrow night.” My girlfriend at the time, Tara exclaimed.

“Oh man!” I replied, “But we can’t see them, can we? What with the final dress rehearsal tonight and our first performance tomorrow. Well, I could maybe go tonight. I mean I’m not actually in the play, the set is totally finished, and my only other tasks are putting on your old-age makeup and doing a few minor set changes. Someone else could probably pick that up for me.”

“If you’re going, then I’m going too. It’s not like I don’t know my lines or anything. I’ve got my little role down pat. They won’t even miss me. Do you think Stephen will be mad?”

“Yeah, but he’ll get over it. What can he do, fire you?”

And with that Tara and I were off to find a way to New Orleans. We had a few minor obstacles to tackle: We didn’t know exactly where or when the band was playing. Then there was a little business about not having a car. It’s a 300-odd-mile journey from Montgomery to New Orleans and we had to be there within a few hours.

We decided to impose upon our friend, and fellow Sebadoh fan, Devon. Maybe he could get some info and a ride. He was duly excited by the news but had no information and was also automobile-less.

This was all pre-internet, or at least pre-internet for myself and the university, mind you so we couldn’t do any fancy Googling to gather venue information and direction.

We decided to hunt down Michelle, a student originally from New Orleans hoping she might have a phone book, or at least friends she might obtain information from. She had nothing but did add that everybody who is anybody plays Tipitinas when they play New Orleans.

In several hours we had managed to pick up an extra person, but had no transportation, no time or directions, and only a vague possibility of a venue.

We found our other New Orleans native and drilled her for information. She was even more clueless than Michelle. She did, however, have a phone card (for there was no long-distance plan on campus) and thusly dialed her friend who looked up the number for Tipitinas. Dialed again and confirmed the night’s show.

Bingo, we had a venue. Some quickly jotted down directions and we were on our way.

Well on our way without a way to get there.

We leaned on our friend Green Day (thusly dubbed for his fandom of the band and our lack of knowledge of his real name) who amazingly agreed to go though he had never heard of the band and would have to work the next day.

Wandering the streets of New Orleans after dark with only a vague idea of where you’re going is an interesting experience. From what I could tell it was a beautiful city filled with tree-lined streets and a pulsating vibe even miles from any real scene.

A cabbie honked and hollered out his window to us in greeting. He yelled to us that he was a member of the church of Christ. An odd proclamation to make in the middle of the night down a busy city street, or so we thought until we realized that Green Day had a “The Churches of Christ Salute You” bumper sticker riding the tail of his car.

I remember very little about the actual show. We arrived late, and my inexperienced little body cringed as Tipitinas seemed more like a dive bar than a hip music club. Devon brought along a little mini office recorder and dubbed the show for his later listening pleasure.

We made it to Tipitina’s a little late. Sebadoh was already performing. We pushed our way up close as Devon got out his little mini-recorder and newsman-style made announcements while he then proceeded to record the entire show.

Afterwards, we hung out on the side of the venue, near a van that surely must be the bands for an hour or so hoping to see Lou Barlow and the rest of the boys. We dreamed of hitting it off and going someplace for coffee, waffles, and good times.

When the band did come out Tara managed to say something cheeky like “great show” while I stood in the back smiling like a fanboy too nervous to actually talk.

Green Day decided he was too exhausted to drive home and I volunteered to make the trip. Before conking out it was explained that the speedometer was broken and that I should let the RPMs be my guide.

Somehow I managed to make it back to Montgomery, though I didn’t know the way, and had to wake Devon up for directions back to school.

I finally hit the bed well into the day’s morning light. The director gave us a right ribbing for missing dress rehearsal and threatened to kick us out of the show, but in the end, all was forgiven.

We didn’t see Mardi Gras, nor sample the excellent cuisine, nor take any of the sights and sounds of the Big Easy. But we heard its call just the same and took a mad dash trip through the wee hours and made it back with a great story to tell.

I hope the city will do the same for someone again, someday.