The Friday Night Horror Movie: Frankenstein Created Woman (1967)

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Hammer Studios made a name for themselves in the 1960s and 1970s by remaking and updating the classic Universal Horror Monster Movies. They were stylish and full of wonderful sets. They were more violent and sexy than those classic films, though they come out looking fairly tame by today’s standards.

They made numerous Dracula, Frankenstein, and Mummy films (I don’t believe they ever made an Invisible Man or Creature from the Black Lagoon film), most of which starred Christopher Lee and/or Peter Cushing. I’ve talked about a few of them in these pages. I have a great fondness for them all.

Frankenstein Created Woman was the fourth film in Hammer’s Frankenstein series (there would be seven in total.) It is a bit of a strange one in that it doesn’t seem to have much of a connection to the other films other than Peter Cushing playing Victor Frankenstein, and him continuing to be a mad scientist.

Here he isn’t so much reanimating freshly dead corpses, but capturing the souls of the recently deceased and placing them in fresh bodies. It is also strangely, almost accidentally progressive.

It opens with Frankenstein lying dead in a sort of deep-freeze coffin. He’s been dead for exactly one hour and at that precise moment, his assistant Dr. Hertz (Thorley Walters) resuscitates (or resurrects?) him. This proves to Frankenstein that a person’s soul does not immediately leave the body at death. Something he surely must experiment with.

Meanwhile, his other assistant, Hans (Robert Morris) is having a love affair with Christina Kleve (Susan Denberg) a woman who is disfigured and whose body is partially paralyzed.

Soon enough he’ll find himself being guillotined for a crime he didn’t commit and she’ll commit suicide shortly thereafter.

Naturally, Frankenstein takes this as an opportunity to capture the soul of Hans and put it into Christina’s body. This is where the film gets accidentally progressive. It apparently doesn’t occur to our friend Baron Victor Frankenstein that putting a male soul inside a female body might be considered strange (I mean stranger than reuniting a dead person). He doesn’t seem to consider it at all. For a brief moment, Hertz raises the question but it shuts down with a singular word from Frankenstein.

The film doesn’t really do anything with the concept after that either. There aren’t any moments where Hans’ soul is questioned about what it is like inhabiting a woman’s body or anything of the sort. No one ever mentions the fact that he could have simply resurrected Christina without Hans’ soul and his experiment would have still been a success.

Frankenstein also fixes all of Christina’s ailments (well, technically Hertz does the actual surgeries as Frankenstein’s hands no longer work – something I think that happened when he was frozen). She can now walk properly and her face is beautiful. No one questions why he didn’t do this while she was properly alive. That would have actually been something the entire community could get behind.

Anyway…

The two souls seem to exist simultaneously. Christina is more or less in control, but she hears Hans talking to her – he mostly screams at her to kill the people who committed the crime that got him executed.

It is a strange entry into the Frankenstein universe. There isn’t really a monster, just a nice girl who gets her dead lover’s soul implanted inside her body. Even after she (or they) start a murder spree the film is on their side. It seems to justify their crimes since the people getting killed were jerks in the first place.

So she’s not really a monster. There aren’t any townspeople with pitchforks, and Frankenstein isn’t all that involved in his own movie. We spend more time with others, developing relationships than with Frankenstein in his lab.

But it kind of worked for me. I am a great fan of these Hammer Horror films. They are often rather slow and meandering, but there is something I just love about them. This is no exception.

You can stream the film for free on the Internet Archive.

Queen – Edinburgh, Scotland (06/02/82)

Queen
Edinburgh, UK
Ingliston Showground
June 2, 1982

AUD > Master Cassette > WAV > CDR (x) > WAV (GoldWave pitch/speed correction) > FLAC (Frontend level 8)

Disc 1:

  1. Flash (tape)
  2. The Hero
  3. We Will Rock You (fast)
  4. Action This Day
  5. Play The Game
  6. Staying Power
  7. Somebody To Love
  8. Now I’m Here
  9. Dragon Attack
  10. Now I’m Here (reprise)
  11. Love Of My Life
  12. Save Me
  13. Get Down, Make Love
  14. Guitar Solo
  15. Under Pressure

Disc 2:

  1. Fat Bottomed Girls
  2. Crazy Little Thing Called Love
  3. Bohemian Rhapsody
  4. Tie Your Mother Down
  5. Another One Bites The Dust
  6. Sheer Heart Attack
  7. We Will Rock You
  8. We Are The Champions
  9. God Save The Queen

Enjoy, and keep it lossless!

Pink Floyd – London, England (10/19/94)

Pink Floyd
Complete Earls Court Volume 7
ROIO Records (#ROIO CDR-017-VII)
Earls Court Exhibition Hall
London, England
19 October 1994

Disc 1:

  1. Shine On You Crazy Diamond
  2. Learning to Fly
  3. High Hopes
  4. Lost for Words
  5. A Great Day for Freedom
  6. Keep Talking
  7. Coming Back to Life
  8. Sorrow
  9. Another Brick in the Wall
  10. One of these Days

Disc 2:

  1. Breathe
  2. Breathe (continued)
  3. On the Run
  4. Time
  5. Breathe (reprise)
  6. The Great Gig in the Sky
  7. Money
  8. Us and Them
  9. Any Colour You Like >> Brain Damage
  10. Brain Damage (continued) >> Eclipse
  11. Wish You Were Here
  12. Comfortably Numb
  13. Run Like Hell

The Night Porter (1974)

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The Night Porter is a controversial and difficult film. Its main story is about a Nazi concentration camp officer and the girl he sexually tortured during the war reuniting for something like a love affair. There is more than that, and it is much more thoughtful than that salacious summation suggests. The Criterion Collection did a nice job of bringing it to Blu-ray with plenty of extras helping viewers to parse what the film is doing. You can read my full review here.

Sci-Fi In July: Barbarella (1968)

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Barbarella is the sort of movie that was infamous in my junior high. It was infamous everywhere, really, but I was a pubescent boy amongst many other pubescent boys and the film got a lot of talk. between us. This would have been the late 1980s. It seems strange to me now that 13-year-old boys would be talking about a movie made more than a decade prior. It must have come out on home video or been playing a lot of HBO or something.

At the time Jane Fonda was known more for her exercise videos than her movies. I didn’t get to see the movie. To be honest I don’t know if any of my friends did. But there was this buzz about it. Jane Fonda had a nude scene in it and was all kinds of sexy. That’s what we talked about.

The film was notorious outside of my junior high for those reasons as well. In 1969 Fonda was a well-established movie star. Barbarella was a sexy, cheesy sci-fi flick directed by her husband Roger Vadim. Critics didn’t know what to make of it (they mostly didn’t like it) and audiences didn’t know what to do with it (they mostly didn’t watch it). But everybody talked about it, even a decade later.

It has remained on my cinematic radar ever since. But until this week I’d stayed away from it. The film has a reputation for being notoriously bad and campy fun. Now that I’ve seen it that’s pretty much how I’d describe it.

It is not by any means good cinema. But it is deliriously entertaining. The set design is magnificent and the costumes are outrageous. It looks like psychedelic cotton candy. The story is ridiculous and everybody but Jane Fonda seems to be phoning it in, but gosh I had fun watching it.

Set in the faraway future Barbarella the film stars Jane Fonda as Barbarella the character, who is tasked by the President of the Earth to find Durand Durand, a scientist who has created a psionic ray. Now in this future violence has been eliminated and sexual hangups have gone bye-bye. Barbarella is a groovy chic who hangs out in her shag-carpeted spaceship digging on cool tunes and having a good time.

But now she has a job to do. She flies to the planet Tau Ceti to save Earth from destruction. There she has lots of crazy adventures including having sex with an angel, being locked in a cage and attacked by birds, and attached to a machine designed to make her orgasm to death.

It never takes itself too seriously, it looks amazing, and mostly it is a lot of fun. It does run a little too long (technically it is only 98 minutes in length but it feels a lot longer) and there is a very little to it. I can’t see myself returning to it often. I’m glad I watched it, but I don’t imagine it will entice me again anytime soon.

Grateful Dead – Las Vegas, NV (05/14/93)

Grateful Dead w/Sting Opener
May 14, 1993
Sam Boyd Silver Bowl – Las Vegas, NV

Sting

01. If I Ever Lose My Faith
02. band intros
03. Love Is Stronger Than Justice (The Munificent Seven)
04. Heavy Cloud No Rain
05. A Day In The Life
06. Fields Of Gold
07. Synchronicity II
08. Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic
09. Roxanne
10. Saint Augustine in Hell
11. Straight to My Heart
12. King Of Pain
13. When The World Is Running Down, You Make The Best Of What’s Still Around

Grateful Dead
Set 1:

01 – Cold Rain And Snow >
02 – Wang Dang Doodle
03 – Lazy River Road
04 – Queen Jane Approximately
05 – Ramble On Rose
06 – Black Throated Wind
07 – Liberty

Set 2:
08 – Scarlet Begonias >
09 – Fire On The Mountain
10 – Way To Go Home
11 – Corrina >
12 – Uncle John’s Band >
13 – Drums >
14 – Space >
15 – I Need A Miracle >
16 – Standing On The Moon >
17 – Sugar Magnolia

Encore:
18 – I Fought The Law

Above Suspicion

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In my book, Prime Suspect is one of the greatest police procedurals ever televised. It is a brilliant, nuanced series that made Helen Mirren a star. Above Suspicion was created, and largely written by Lynda La Plante, who did the same for Prime Suspect. It covers similar ground, following an ambitious woman police officer solving crimes and battling sexism. It is more modern and, as you can read in my review, not as good. But it stars Kelly Reilly and Ciaran Hinds and that alone makes it worth watching.

Eric Burdon & Robbie Krieger – San Luis Obispo, CA (02/02/91)

Eric Burdon, Robbie Krieger, & Brian Auger
02/02/91
DK’s West Indies Bar
San Luis Obispo, CA

Aiwa CM-30 Stereo Cardioid >Sony WM-D6C Cassette Master >CDR >FLAC

FOB; Audience Master:
Transferred Via: Sony TC-D5M >HHb CDR 800 PRO
CD Masters >FLAC (Level 8) Via xACT 2.25
FLAC Tags Via xACT 2.53

Recorded, Transferred, FLAC’d, Tagged, & Front-Cover Artwork By OldNeumanntapr

Late Show:

  1. I Just Want To Make Love To You
  2. Back Door Man
  3. We Got To Get Out Of This Place
  4. 16 Tons
  5. Elmore’s Blues

Disc II:

  1. Tobacco Road

Encore:

  1. Roadhouse Blues >
  2. The House Of The Rising Sun

OldNeumanntapr Notes:
This was the second year that Eric Burdon and Robbie Krieger played DK’s in SLO, but this time they brought along Brian Auger on keyboards. Burdon was so drunk that night he was screaming about the Gulf War, “They Were Bombing My Home Town When I was Born!”, and he was complaining about how much he hated the song ‘The House Of The Rising Sun’. I recorded the late set, but I had friends who went to both sets. This was the last time that I have seen either Eric or Robbie.

Do NOT Convert To MP3.
Enjoy! Share freely, don’t sell, play nice, don’t run with scissors, etc. 😉

Sci-Fi In July: I Married A Monster From Outer Space (1958)

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They say that horror movies reflect the anxieties and fears of a culture at the time of release. If that’s true then I Married a Monster From Outer Space says a lot about America in the late 1950s. Made on a shoestring budget and initially run as the b-side in a double feature with The Blob, it nevertheless dips its toes in anticommunist rhetoric and the changing roles of women in the post-war decade.

Marge Farrell (Gloria Talbott) is a nice girl set to marry Bill (Tom Tryon) a nice guy. The night before their wedding he is attacked by an alien monster who then takes Bills form. The alien follows through with the wedding, but a year into their marriage Marge is beginning to suspect something is wrong.

Bill rarely goes out. He’s stopped drinking. Dogs bark at him, and cats hiss. Worst of all she’s still not pregnant. The doctor assures her it isn’t because anything wrong with her, but maybe Bill should come in for a few tests.

One night she notices Bill get out of bed and leave the house. She follows him down the road, into a field, where she sees him enter his spaceship and take his true form.

Marge runs to the chief of police who swears he believes her, but behind her back indicates she’s overworked, tired, or just plain crazy.

She confronts Bill who admits everything. His planet, along with all the women folk was destroyed by their son. They found Earth to be hospitable and hope to colonize it. They can apparently have sex with human women, but as yet cannot figure out how to impregnate them.

Marge runs to her doctor who makes comforting motions that he believes her, but he doesn’t do anything about it. Bill indicates there are more just like him, and they’ve taken over the bodies of other men in the town.

Fully realizing she cannot tell which men are aliens and which are human, she still runs to other men for help. Never once thought she could just form an army of women to destroy the aliens.

During World War II women had to fill the gaps left by the men in the workforce. They got jobs in factories, making weapons, and manufacturing goods. They made money and enjoyed an autonomy rarely found before the war. When the men came home some of them were reluctant to go back to the way things were.

This film seems to indicate that maybe they should.

It can also be read as an anti-communist film. The monsters look just like us, that’s the same line of fear Joseph McCarthy had been spreading for years.

If you take this a little further the men whom the aliens have taken over are mostly childless. They have failed the American ideal of masculinity. The men who destroy them are family men, good, old-fashioned manly men. True Americans. Marge is smart and tough, in today’s parlance she’s a badass. But she’s more than happy to take a backseat to the men and let them save the day. By the time the credits roll, she’s happy to go back to being a happy housewife.

Or maybe this is all a load of bollocks. Maybe it is just a silly little science-fiction horror film, riffing on Invasion of the Body Snatchers that came out a few years prior.

I’ll say this: the effects look good for what they are. At 78 minutes it doesn’t overstay its welcome. All of that stuff I just wrote is fun to theorize about, but I’m not sure it makes for an enjoyable watch. For a low-budget sci-fi flick from the 1950s, you could do a lot worse. But it isn’t the first film in that genre that I’d recommend.

Lyle Lovett – Radio & TV Appearances (1989-1999)

Lyle Lovett
Radio & TV Appearances (1989-1999)

Grammy Awards 2/22/89

  1. She’s Hot to Go

KSGR Broadcasts Vol 6 & 8

  1. (Townes Van Zandt’s) White Freightliner Blues

KFOG-FM, San Francisco, CA 10/26/94

  1. Hello Grandma

Johnny Cash Tribute 1999

  1. Tennessee Flat Top Box

KSGR Broadcasts Volume 4

  1. That’s Right You’re Not from Texas

TNN

  1. Road to Ensenada
  2. Fiona

The Arsenio Hall Show

  1. I’ve Been to Memphis

KCRW, Santa Monica, CA 10/30/98

  1. Bears

World Cafe

  1. Private Conversation

Late Night w/David Letterman 8/9/95

  1. Funny How Times Slip Away

KCBO

  1. She’s No Lady

KSGR Broadcasts Vol 7

  1. If I Had a Boat

KFOG-FM, San Francisco, CA 8/14/99

  1. Church

Lyle w/Asleep at the Wheel

  1. Blues for Dixie

KSGR Broadcasts Vol 4

  1. Test Signal

The Tonight Show w/Jay Leno 2/17/93

  1. Stand By Your Man

Late Night w/David Letterman 6/16/93

  1. You’ve Been So Good Up to Now

Hee-Haw

  1. Which Way Does That Old Pony Run?
  2. I Married Her Just Because She Looks Like You
  3. Where Oh Where are You Tonight? / jokes