Foreign Film February: Welcome to the Sticks (2008)

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I’ve been a bit slack in my foreign language movie-watching over the last week, but I wanted to end the month with something fun. Welcome to the Sticks was written, directed and stars Danny Boon, but he’s not the lead.

That role goes to Kad Merad who plays a postal worker who is desperate to get transferred somewhere on the southern coast of France. Instead, he is transferred to a small town in the far north of the country.

The north of France is to the French like the deep south is to many Americans. He fears that it will be incredibly cold, that the people will speak with terrible accents and everyone will be rude and backward and rather stupid.

It turns out that the climate is pleasant and the people are quite nice. The trouble is he left his wife and young son back in the south. When he visits them on the weekend she is so ready for him to be miserable up there he doesn’t know how to tell her he likes it. This causes a lot of sitcom or romantic comedy-style shenanigans.

There is also some business over Danny Boon’s characters’ love life and a lot of other very silly stuff. It is very breezy and very goofy and it makes me laugh. A lot. I’ve seen it before, we own it on DVD actually. I’ll no doubt see it again.

It probably won’t work for everyone and there is a lot that gets lost in translation. A lot of the gags have to do with the difference in language. In the north, they speak a dialect of French and there are a lot of jokes about the Southerner not understanding anyone or misunderstanding certain words.

I speak a little French but not enough to watch a French film without subtitles. Jokes about how two completely different words sound a lot alike are difficult to translate so I expect a lot of the humor here doesn’t work that well for non-French speakers. I was helped out by the fact that my wife is a French speaker and she helped get the jokes across. Also, her laugh is infectious.

But there are also loads of other jokes that don’t need translating. I’m surprised an American studio hasn’t adapted it for the USA. It would work well with someone from the coast of some New England state moving to Alabama.

Yeeshkull Is Closing

If you haven’t heard the great Pink Floyd site Yeeshkull is closing its doors very soon. So you might want to run over there and grab what you can while you can.

I know I had an account with them at some point, but have long since lost my username and password. They aren’t accepting new registrations nor do they give out old passwords which means I cannot grab anything from them. But if you still have an account now is the time to use it.

The Week in Movies: February 19-25

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Had you asked me five minutes ago if this past week was a big movie-watching week for me I would have said no. That it felt about average. I just did the count and I apparently watched 12 movies this week. That’s kind of ridiculous, but now I’m gonna talk about them anyway.

Five Shaolin Masters (1979): A pretty average Shaw Brothers kungfu movie that I talked about here.

Roughshod (1949): Gloria Grahame is one of my favorite classic movie actresses. She’s mostly known for her work in some pretty terrific film noirs, but she had a long, fascinating career and made lots of movies in all sorts of genres.

Here she stars in a pretty good western about a couple of young cowboys on the run from some pretty nasty men. They come across a group of prostitutes (led by a Graham in a wonderful performance) who were recently kicked out of Aspen.

The film is more romance than action, but it is fascinating how modern it often is in its handling of these “fallen women” and the recognition of how difficult it was for unmarried women in the old west.

The Tragedy of Macbeth (2021): The Coen Brothers are some of my very favorite modern filmmakers. Joel Coen did this one alone with Denzel Washington as Macbeth and Frances McDormand as his scheming lady. I’ve seen multiple cinematic adaptations of this Shakespeare play and I’m not sure they do anything new with the material here. But it sure looks fantastic (they shot it in beautiful black and white and almost all of was shot on a soundstage with some really interesting set designs.)

Washington and McDormand are both older than the typical actors who play the roles that give their performances an interesting weight. They aren’t ambitious young bucks looking for power but people closer to the end of their lives grabbing for one last chance.

The Amazing Adventure (1936): A very slight, but enjoyable early Cary Grant film that I wrote about here.

I Was A Male War Bride (1949): Another Cary Grant film, this one is a lot funnier. Directed by the great Howard Hawks Grant stars as a French soldier in Germany just after the war has ended. Ann Sheridan is the American officer he falls in love with and marries. The gag is that in order for him to be allowed into America he must be registered as a war bride (that is the foreign bride of an American soldier). Lots of silly misunderstandings occur. If you can look past the inherent modern difficulties with such a premise what’s left is an often very funny screwball comedy.

Possessor (2020): Brandon Cronenberg, much like his father David, is making a name for himself with complicated, often grotesque horror films. Andrea Riseborough plays an assassin who uses a science-fiction device to take control of another person’s body. She can then use that person’s body to kill her target then kill themself leaving no evidence of herself behind.

It gets really complicated from there and it is best worth watching no knowing anymore. It is a bold, fascinating film, that didn’t always work for me plot-wise. Or rather it offers up some really interesting ideas but then often drops them in order to shock the audience with images and horror. But it is very much worth seeing.

The Night (2020) A psychological horror that I wrote about here.

She Dies Tomorrow (2020): A woman becomes convinced that she is going to die tomorrow. Emotionally spiraling she calls her friend who at first tries to comfort her, but then she becomes convinced she is going to die tomorrow. She tells her family and like a virus, this idea spreads.

Made in the midst of the Coronavirus pandemic Amy Seimetz’s film really grabs hold of the existential dread and deeply felt anxieties that stemmed from lockdowns and the horrifying unknown. It is a film that eschews narrative cohesion for a vibe. Scenes jump from one to another without providing any sort of conclusion but the atmosphere it creates is so well done, I never really cared.

Black Rain (1989): I watched this Ridley Scott thriller not long after it came out on home video. I would have been 13 or 14 then. I loved action movies and cop films back then but was disappointed in this one. I hadn’t seen it since then but decided to give it another shot this weekend.

I quite liked it. I can see why I didn’t like it all those many years ago as narratively it is a bit uneven. Michael Douglas plays one of those cops who doesn’t play by the rules but gets things done characters that were so popular in 1980s films.

He chases a killer to Osaka and buts head with a Japanese culture that always plays things by the rules and believes in working together as a collective.

But unlike those other movies Scott doesn’t allow his hero to get away with it. He must change in order to catch the killer. Well, sort of, but he definitely gives him a harder time of it.

The main reason to watch the film is its neo-noir lighting and set design which is just gorgeous.

Brimstone (2016): There are some westerns that attempt to portray what life would have really been like in the wild west. How harsh and brutal it could be. Others use those brutal conditions to tell a story that isn’t so much realistic as it is apocalyptic.

Brimstone tells the story of Liz (Dakota Fanning) a woman who has had a horribly hard and horrifying life. We first meet her as an adult living on a ranch with her loving husband, daughter, and stepson. She cannot speak as her tongue has been cut off (we’ll discover why later in the film). They live a hard, but good life. One day a new preacher (Guy Pearce) comes to town. He’s a fire-and-brimstone kind of guy and he swears vengeance upon Liz (we’ll discover why later in the film).

The movie then moves backward in time to tell us how she got to that farm and then will move backward two more times giving us the scope of her life.

Her life was hell. There is a moment, and it is here I must give a spoiler warning…

where a young girl is raped by her father. The film doesn’t show us the deed but it is clear that is what happened. Especially when we see the young girl run from her bedroom in terror. But then the camera moves inside the room to show her father curled up in the bed with the sheets pulled down. The camera then moves even closer so we can see the blood and other fluids on the bedsheet.

It was at this point I became angry with the film, for it seems to delight in showing us the horror. Now, obviously, I’m a fan of the genre. I’ve seen my fair share of gore in cinema. I can enjoy some blood-soaked horror in my movies. But I have reached a point where when a film just rubs your face in it, not to tell its story, but just because it can, that I tune out.

I did finish the film, but after that scene, I was really done with it.

Rio Bravo (1959): I’ve seen this Howard Hawks film a few times over the years and never really loved it. In my mind, I always expect a tight base under siege thriller with John Wayne and Dean Martin holed up in an old jail while the villains try to get in. And there are aspects of the film that are exactly that, but the film takes its time about it.

In some ways, it is more of a hang-out film than anything else. There’s Wayne as the sheriff who has arrested a man for murder. The man’s brother is forming a gang to bust him out. Dean Martin is a great gunfighter who has turned into the town drunk. Ricky Nelson is the young buck with something to prove and Walter Brennan is the cantankerous comic relief.

The film spends a lot of time with these characters just hanging out. Getting to know each other and learning from each other. This viewing, with changed expectations I learned to love it. I love spending time with these characters.

Tonight I watched El Dorado which is more or less a remake of Rio Bravo, also directed by Howard Hawks and starring John Wayne. Technically I watched it tonight, which is Sunday, which is the start of this week, and therefore not covered in this post so I’ll have more to say about it in next week’s post. But I wanted to mention it here while it is fresh on my mind. The differences between the two films are fascinating. El Dorado is more action-packed and gets to where it’s going a lot faster than Rio Bravo, which is probably what I liked it more in previous viewings. But this weekend I appreciated Rio Bravo’s ability to pull back from the action to dwell on those characters.

The Friday Night Horror Movie: The Night (2020)

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After spending a pleasant evening with their friends an Iranian couple and their baby daughter get lost in Los Angeles and decide to stop for the night in an old hotel.

Almost immediately strange things begin happening. They hear loud noises coming from the floor above them. There are knocks on the door but no one is there. The man (Shahab Hosseini) sees visions of his wife (Niousha Noor) and some other woman. The woman sees a vision of a young boy who cries out for his mother.

They call the police but they are no help. They decide to leave but find they are trapped. They knock on doors but no one answers. Will this night ever end?

First-time director Kourosh Ahari fills The Night with plenty of atmosphere and creepy tension. The camera placement and framing give it a claustrophobic feel and the lighting baths everything in shadow. The soundscape and score give everything an eerie, ethereal feel.

It pays homage to several other films, most notably Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining, but he manages to make the film it’s own. It doesn’t break any new ground, especially with the plot details, and it runs a little long. It maintains what you might call a medium level of tension throughout but it never manages to really ratchet it up from there so that the ending feels a little like a letdown (though the final shot is a great one).

It is a co-production between Iran and the US and I appreciated its use of language. In the opening party, all of the characters are Iranian, except for one woman. Everyone speaks Farsi but the American periodically breaks into English and the other characters sometimes reply in English but usually slip back into Farsi. At the hotel, the couple speaks Farsi to each other, but outside of their room, they speak very good English to the Americans. As someone who has lived in various countries around the world, I appreciate when a film is realistic in the ways that non-native speakers code-switch their language depending on the situation.

Move Me Brightly: Celebrating Jerry Garcia’s 70th Birthday

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Here’s a review more of you can get behind. A bunch of cool folks got together in 2012 to celebrate what would have been Jerry Garcia’s 70th birthday and threw a big musical party.

My memory of this is that it is good, but it must have not been mind-blowing because I haven’t listened to it since.

I’m also pretty sure Phil Lesh came for a couple of songs and then took off because he had his own gig at his own place that same day.

You can read my review here.

Johan Falk Trilogy

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My wife is a big fan of British crime stories and period dramas. I like them too but she likes to put them on while she’s crafting or sewing doll clothes (have I mentioned she’s a doll collector? and that she makes super cool costumes for them?). Which means she watches a lot of them.

We cut the cord years ago but try to limit our streaming choices down to one service per person in our family. Recently she was subscribed to BritBox, which like it sounds, contains lots of British programming. But she’s ready to switch to something else. I’ve been trying to talk her into giving MHZ a try of late. They have a lot of interesting shows from European countries that are not England.

I used to get a lot of DVDs from them and generally enjoyed what they sent. I’ve posted several of those reviews here lately and this is another one. Johan Falk was actually a pretty long-running Swedish series, but for whatever reason, MHZ packaged three of the films as a trilogy. It is pretty good. You can read my full review here.

The Amazing Adventure (1936)

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I am very much a fan of Cary Grant. I’ve seen most of his most popular films so sometimes I like to dig a little deeper and find something somewhat obscure (as obscure as a film starring one of the world’s most famous actors that is). As a bit of trivia, The Amazing Adventure is the only film the British actor ever made for a British studio. Over there it was titled The Amazing Quest of Mr. Ernest Bliss and had a run time of about 120 minutes. It was reissued in the United States as The Amazing Adventure and was cut down to just one minute over an hour’s length. The copyright was never renewed and so it entered the public domain, causing there to be untold editions of the film released on home video. Most of these are copies of copies of copies and look pretty terrible and as far as I can tell the original British cut has been lost.

The film is a slight thing, it feels like a knock-off version of the film My Man Godfrey which came out around the same time, though this one plays it mostly straight. Cary Grant feels like an amoeba version of the persona he’d play for most of his career. The charm is there, as is the lightness of his touch, but it isn’t quite in full bloom yet.

He plays Earnest Bliss, a rich playboy who has grown bored with his life. When he sees a doctor to see if there is anything wrong with him, he’s told that his money is the problem. What he needs is a little hard work, and perhaps to go hungry once in a while and that will put him right with the world. They make a bet that Bliss can’t spend one year of his life without using any of his money for personal gain, which come to think of it sounds an awful lot like the plot of Brewster’s Millions too.

He finds a cheap room to rent and spends a few weeks looking for a job. He strikes out as a salesman but then comes upon an idea to make the business a roaring success. It works and inexplicably he quits that job and becomes a driver for hire. This allows him to be seen by all his old rich pals, all of whom seem completely nonplussed that he’s down and out. There is a love interest, of course, and naturally, Bliss learns that money isn’t what makes a man happy. It is hard work and love that do that. Then the film ends with him back in his high-rise apartment throwing an expensive party.

It isn’t nearly as funny as it ought to be, and the drama never really sticks. I’d be interested to see what is in those extra 20 minutes that were cut out, but I can’t imagine they would turn this thing into a classic. Its short run time is actually a benefit to the film as I didn’t get bored, which I would have had it run a little longer.

Definitely worth watching if you are a Cary Grant fan.

Aftershock (2012)

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If you think Eli Roth is a terrible director (and he is), wait until you see him as an actor. For some reason, he is the lead in this really, really bad horror film set in the aftermath of an earthquake in Chile. No, wait, for half of the film’s run time it is set just before the earthquake where we watch a bunch of inane people do inane things while partying, or trying to get to a party. Then an earthquake happens and all sorts of horror begins, but it is so poorly done that the biggest shock of all is that it never seems to end.

In the nearly ten years since I watched Aftershock I had managed to remove this terrible film from my memory, but reading my review has brought it all back.

Eyes Without a Face (1960)

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I think I’ve mentioned before that my wife is a Francophile. That means we watch a lot of French movies together. I watch a lot of French movies without her too. I watch a lot of movies. Some of them are French. Some of them are with my wife. I think we watched this one together. It is a classic. It is also a freaky horror movie.

You can read my review here.

Detective Montalbano: Episodes 23-26

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For a brief period, I was reviewing a lot of international crime dramas from around the world, all released by a company called MHZ. The shows were usually good, the DVDs were pretty bare-boned, and the cover art was often terrible. I mean just look at this image. My daughter has better design skills, and she’s only 11. It looks like someone took a random screenshot and then added the most generic-looking text on top of it and called it a day.

The show, as you can read in this review, was pretty good.