31 Days of Horror: Cursed (2005)

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Several years after creating the hugely successful Scream franchise writer Kevin Williamson and director Wes Craven teamed up to make a werewolf film starring Christina Ricci, Jesse Eisenberg, and Judy Greer. If that sounds like a good time at the movies you should know that the studio, specifically the Weinsteins, had their perverted, gnarled hands all over it.

They demanded numerous reshoots, edited down Craven’s original R-Rating down to a PG-13, and exchanged Award Winning special effects artist Rick Baker’s physically-made Werewolf designs for lousy-looking CGI ones.

The end results aren’t terrible, but they aren’t great either.

Ricci and Eisenberg play siblings Ellie and Jimmy. On a drive home one evening something jumps in front of them causing their car to crash. Let’s not be coy here with the plot, that something was a werewolf and it bites them. Slowly they will start turning into the beast as well.

But not too much because we like these guys and we can’t have them turning so bad they wind up having a bunch of mutilated corpses on their hands. Jimmy will find himself lying naked in the garden at one point, and Ellie keeps getting little bodily changes from time to time.

In this story, they can keep from becoming full-on werewolves if they can find and kill the werewolf that bit them. A lot of time is spent with them trying to figure that out (and the audience guessing it might be one of the assortment of semi-famous actors who keep showing up.)

You can see hints of what could have been an interesting film tucked into the corners of what we actually get. Looking online and it seems a lot of folks absolutely hate this movie. I didn’t hate it, but it doesn’t do anything original or all that interesting. If Craven and Williamson’s names weren’t on it and if we didn’t know the Weinstein’s mucked with it I suspect the general consensus would be, well not great, but not hated. It is very, as the kids like to say, “Mid.”

Led Zeppelin – Shows by Date

xxxx.xx.xx – Covering Townes Van Zandt – Robert Plant
xxxx.xx.xx – Nobody Sings Dylan Like Dylan, Vol. 1-2 – Robert Plant
xxxx.xx.xx – Nobody Sings Dylan Like Dylan, Vol. 37-38 – Robert Plant
1969.01.11 – San Francisco, CA
1969.04.27 – San Francisco, CA
1970.03.21 – Vancouver, Canada
1970.09.04 – Los Angeles, CA
1971.09.23 – Tokyo, Japan
1971.09.24 – Tokyo, Japan
1971.09.27 – Hiroshima, Japan
1971.09.28 – Osaka, Japan
1972.06.22 – San Bernadino, CA
1973.01.22 – Southampton, England
1975.01.18 – Bloomington, MN
1975.03.11 – Long Beach, CA
1975.03.24 – Los Angeles, CA
1975.03.25 – Los Angeles, CA
1975.03.27 – Los Angeles, CA
1977.06.21 – Los Angeles, CA
1977.06.22 – Los Angeles, CA
1977.06.23 – Los Angeles, CA
1977.06.25 – Los Angeles, CA
1977.06.26 – Los Angeles, CA
1977.06.27 – Los Angeles, CA

1998.09.16 – Morrison, Co – Page & Plant
2008.06.15– Manchester, TN – Robert Plant & Alison Krauss
2022.06.09 – Indianapolis, IN – Robert Plant & Alison Krauss
2022.06.26 – London, England – Robert Plant & Alison Krauss
2022.06.30 – Roskilde, Denmark – Robert Plant & Alison Krauss
2022.07.14 – Lucca, Italy – Robert Plant & Alison Krauss
2022.07.18 – Sopot, Poland – Robert Plant & Alison Krauss

Westerns In March: All the Movies

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For the last couple of years, I’ve tried to watch and write about Western movies in March. I couldn’t think of a clever title for this theme, but I’ve enjoyed partaking in it. Even if I don’t seem to write as many movies as I’d like to each time.

Here’s the full list of films I’ve covered.

The Big Trail (1930)
Blood on the Moon (1948)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
The Cariboo Trail (1950)
Cheyenne Autumn (1964)
Day of the Outlaw (1959)
Django (1966)
The Great Train Robbery (1903)
Hombre (1967)
Killers of the Flower Moon (2023)
The Magnificent Seven (2016)
Major Dundee (1965)
The Naked Spur (1953)
A Reason To Live, A Reason To Die (1972)
The Searchers (1956)
Stars: in My Crown (1950)
Vera Cruz (1954)
The Wild Bunch (1969)
Young Guns (1988)

Bring Out the Perverts: What Have They Done To Your Daughters? (1974)

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Italian Cinema was dominated by two genres in the 1970s – the Poliziotteschi and the Giallo. The Poliziotteschi was a particular type of crime drama that is noted for its gritty, down-and-dirty take on police work featuring loads of violence and action sequences, highlighted by corruption at the highest levels. Gialli were murder mysteries featuring graphic violence, hyper-stylization, overt sexuality, and wild soundtracks.

What Have They Done To Your Daughters? is an interesting blending of both genres. Plotwise it is very Poliziotteschi as it follows the police as they try to catch a killer and are then pulled into a child prostitution ring with ties to the upper echelon of the city’s political sphere. Stylistically it is mostly gritty like a Poliziotteschi, and it features a couple of terrific chase sequences, but it also has a few stylish Giallo-esque moments.

There is also a black-gloved, motorcycle helmet-wearing, hatched-yielding psycho going around hacking people to death, and a few moments of sleaze where the camera lingers on naked female bodies (one of which is supposed to be a 15-year-old girl – the actress is of age – which makes it particularly gross).

I cover the basic details of the plot in my old review of the Arrow Video Blu-ray release (which you can read at Cinema Sentries) so I’ll skip them in this write-up.

I mostly really dug the film this go-around. I think I enjoyed the Poliziotteschi elements more than the Giallo. The story is good, the investigative elements are interesting, and the action sequences are top-notch. It is not unusual for this type of crime drama to dive into underage sex rings, but it still grosses me out, especially now that I have a young daughter. And this film gets a bit skeevy in that area.

I did dig the hatched-wielding killer, but like, why is he running around in a motorcycle helmet (other than the film keeping us from seeing his face I mean)? It is especially weird since the cops figure out who he is fairly early in the film (it is the guys who hired him that remain a mystery).

Overall, a very enjoyable cinematic experience.

31 Days of Horror: Day of the Dead (1985)

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George A. Romero didn’t invent the zombie movie with Night of the Living Dead, but he certainly popularized it and solidified the tropes of the genre. I remember watching it when I was just a kid – maybe 13 or 14 years old – and absolutely loving it. I didn’t even mind that it was in black and white, something I usually hated at the time. It was one of the first films that made me realize that movies could be more than just mindless entertainment. They could be art. They could make you think.

I didn’t see the other two films that made up Romero’s original zombie trilogy until years later. I first watched Dawn of the Dead in a large theater in Strasbourg, France. It was dubbed in French and I don’t speak the language. I missed a lot of the nuance of that film in that first viewing but I still loved it.

I don’t remember when I first watched Day of the Dead, but I remember being disappointed with it. I suppose that’s only natural as Night of the Living Dead was so formative in my cinematic development, and that viewing of Dawn of the Dead was so wild, whatever other reasons there were I’ve long since forgotten but I haven’t watched the film since.

It is streaming on the Criterion Channel as part of their visual effects in horror series and I decided to give it another go. I’m glad I did as I quite loved it on this viewing.

Like the first two films in this loosely connected series Dawn of the Dead drops our characters into an isolated, static setting and surrounds them with zombies. Once again two factions form within this setting and they two debate, and scream at each other over what’s the best way to come out alive.

The setting is a World War II-era, underground Army base. The two factions are scientists who want to find a cure for zombie-ism or at least figure a way to make them less brain-hungry, and a bunch of military dudes who just want to blow the zombies away. Trouble is they are vastly outnumbered and limited in ammo.

As always Romero’s view of humanity is bleak. We are the true monsters in these scenarios. To drive that point home one of the scientists, mockingly called “Frankenstein” (a name that isn’t too far off for as we will see, he’s gone a bit mad) has trained a zombie to realize some basics of its humanity. He seems to remember how to use a razor and seems to enjoy music. In doing so it has become less brain-hungry. Meanwhile, the Army dudes just want to blow it up. They also regularly threaten to kill the scientists if they don’t obey orders. In a wonderful bit of irony, one of the army dudes is later killed by the trained zombie in the same place they chained him up.

The underground setting creates a wonderfully claustrophobic environment, while still giving the characters plenty of places to run and hide. It is a great set design as it feels very much carved into the depths of the Earth. Some walls are made of concrete blocks, others have been left as solid rock. The deeper they go the more cavernous it is.

Romero creates a wonderful sense of mood and tension. We can almost smell the desperation of these characters. And he’s expanded his ideas on what it means to be living in a zombie apocalypse. In the previous films, there was a sense that things were somewhat under control. That the zombie outbreaks were isolated. Sure these particular characters were screwed, but maybe no humanity. Here, these people may be all that’s left.

The script could be a little tighter, especially the dialogue, and the acting leaves a little to be desired. There are a lot of scenes where everybody is just shouting at each other and it is exhausting. But overall it is a thrilling bit of cinema.

And those gore effects by Tom Savini are some of the best there’s ever been. My favorite is when one character has his head pulled off, as his larynx is stretched his scream gets pitched higher and higher.

The Friday Night Horror Movie: Final Destination 2 (2003)

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In the first Final Destination, a group of teenagers board a plane for a fun trip to Paris. One of them falls asleep and has a premonition that the plane is gonna explode mid-air. He, a teacher, and a few other friends get the heck off the plane, and sure enough, it does explode. Then the survivors slowly get picked off in increasingly ridiculous Rube Goldberg-esque death traps because Death is mad they escaped his grasp the first time.

Final Destination 2 is basically the same film but with less melodrama and better deaths.

Exactly one year after the plane explosion in the first movie, Kimberly Corman (A.J. Cook) heads out for a Spring Break holiday with three of her friends. Just before she pulls onto the highway she has a premonition of a massive, deadly, pile-up on that highway (we see it too and it is the best scene in the movie). Freaked out she decides not to pull out. Moments later that accident does occur.

Knowing the story from the first movie, Kimberly is now afraid that those she saved are now being stalked by death. Knowing this is a movie, we now anxiously await those deaths.

Most of them are top-notch. The film does an amazing job of setting up a scene, showing us multiple possible ways a character could die then finding ways to surprise us. It is terrific fun.

It is less fun when it is giving us exposition. At least twice in the first twenty minutes, characters explain to us the setup of the movie (by explaining the plot of the first movie, which presumably the majority of folks watching the sequel have already seen.) Between kills the characters discuss what they need to do in order to survive.

Clear Rivers (Ali Larter, first billed but who doesn’t show up until a good 30 minutes into this 90-minute movie), the Final Girl of the first movie, has been living in a psych ward (padded cells seem safer than the real world) is brought out for helpful advice (and explain the rules of this movie).

There is less exposition in this one than in the first film, and it is cleaner and faster, but still kind of a drag. The death scenes work best when they seem to be freaks of nature rather than supernatural in nature. The early ones are the best, by the end Death (always invisible) starts moving things on his own which is a lot less fun than random crap killing the characters.

None of the characters are particularly well-developed, but honestly, who cares? You come to these films for the intricate death scenes and this one delivers on that front incredibly well.

Neil Young & Pearl Jam – Mirroball Compilation, 1995



Neil Young & Pearl Jam
Mirrorball
1995 tour compilation

Disc 1
Big Green Country (Stockholm, Sweden – 12 august 1995)
Song X (Jerusalem, Israel – 22 august 1995)
Act Of Love (Jerusalem, Israel – 22 august 1995)
Mr. Soul (Jerusalem, Israel – 22 august 1995)
Scenery (Gampel, Switzerland 19 august 1995)
Peace And Love (Stockholm, Sweden – 12 august 1995)
Throw Your Hatred Down (Reading, England – 27 august 1995)
Truth Be Known (San Francisco, CA – 24 june 1995)
Comes A Time (Gampel, Switzerland 19 august 1995)

Disc 2
The Needle And The Damage Done (Hasselt, Belgium – 25 august 1995)
My My, Hey Hey (Gampel, Switzerland 19 august 1995)
Broken Arrow (Salzburg, Austria – 18 august 1995)
Mother Earth (Dublin, Ireland – 26 august 1995)
Don¥t Let It Bring You Down (Hasselt, Belgium – 25 august 1995)
After The Gold Rush (Reading, England – 27 august 1995)
Comes A TIme #2 (Hasselt, Belgium – 25 august 1995)
Rockin¥ In The Free World (San Francisco, CA – 24 june 1995)
Down By The River (San Francisco, CA – 24 june 1995)
Downtown (Jerusalem, Israel – 22 august 1995)

Disc 3
Fuckin¥ Up (Gampel, Switzerland 19 august 1995)
Cortez The Killer (Caesaria, Israel – 23 august 1995)
Powderfinger (Caesaria, Israel – 23 august 1995)
I¥m The Ocean (Roskilde, Denmark – 13 august 1995)
Like A Hurricane (Stockholm, Sweden – 12 august 1995)
Rockin¥ In The Free World #2 (Jerusalem, Israel – 22 august 1995)

Compilation & Artwork by A.V.