Noirvember: All the Films

Several years ago film critic Marya E. Gates created the hashtag #noirvember. That stands for film Noir + November. I’ve played along for the last four or five years and two years ago I started blogging about it.

Here’s the list of films I’ve covered so far.

Berlin Express (1948)
Beware My Lovely (1952)
Beyond a Reasonable Doubt (1956)
The Big Clock (1948)
Black Angel (1946), Second Review
The Black Glove (1954)
Blackout (1957)
The Blue Gardenia (1953)
Blueprint for Murder (1953)
Brighton Rock (1948)
The Dark Corner (1946)
Dark Mirror (1946)
Dear Murderer (1947)
The House on Telegraph Hill (1951)
Human Desire (1954)
The Face Behind the Mask (1941)
Fallen Angel (1944)
The First Power (1990)
Guilty Bystander (1950)
Johnny Allegro (1949)
The Killer is Loose (1956)
Man on the Run (1949)
Night and the City (1950)
The Night of the Hunter (1955)
No Way Out (1950)
Odd Man Out (1947)
Pitfall (1948)
Reign of Terror (1949)
Rusty Knife (1958)
So Long at the Fair (1950)
Targets (1968)
This Gun For Hire (1942)
Woman on the Run (1950)

31 Days of Horror: Ju-On: The Grudge (2002)

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A title card tells us that a Ju-On is a curse that is born when a person dies in a deep and powerful rage. The film will then spend the next 90 minutes showing us exactly what it means.

Ju-On: The Grudge was part of a cycle of Japanese horror films (collectively known as J-Horror) that came out in the late 1990s and early 2000s. Unlike their American counterparts (which were mostly self-aware slashers and other schlocky, gore-inflicted films) J-Horror tended to focus more on mood, and the psychology of fear, with plots that revolved around Japanese folklore. The violence was usually off-screen and not very graphic (though there were exceptions – I’m looking at you, Takashi Miike).

For a few years, J-horror became quite popular in America and several of them were remade by Hollywood. Someday I may do a theme where I review the Japanese horror films alongside their American remakes, but for now, we’re just talking about this one.

Ju-On: The Grudge was actually the third film in the Ju-On franchise (the previous two were straight-to-video releases) but it was the first one most of us watched (I’ve only seen this one and the first American remake).

The film is really a series of vignettes, each focusing on a different character, most of which are set in the same house located in Nerima, Tokyo.

I’ll be honest here, I just watched the film but if you paid me $1,000 to explain who each character was and what their relationship to each other is, I’d still be broke. Each vignette is so short, and each character is given so little to distinguish each other from each other I’m at a loss to tell you who is who.

They all do seem to be related to one another either by family or friendship or work. It begins with Rika (Megumi Okina) a social worker volunteer being tasked by her boss to visit an old lady at the cursed house (though neither of them realizes it is cursed at this point.) She enters to find the old lady in a daze, lying in bed. She picks her up to find that she has soiled herself.

After cleaning her up and doing a little housekeeping she hears a noise upstairs. In the bedroom, she finds a closet that has been taped over and she hears a cat meowing inside. Opening it she sees the cat and then a small, pale boy. She goes downstairs to call her boss and witnesses a black fog kill the old lady. Rika then passes out.

Others come to the house and most find themselves infected by the curse. They’ll become haunted by the boy, the cat, and the boy’s parents. Sometimes they’ll be killed inside the house, other times they’ll take the curse with them infecting their homes.

The film jumps around in time, making it a bit disorienting.

We will learn more about the boy and his family, and why they are haunting this house, but it really doesn’t matter. The plot isn’t really the point. Scaring the bejeebus out of us is the point and this film does that really well.

There are jump scares aplenty, and all sorts of creepy noises and visuals. These evil spirits appear out of nowhere – sometimes they attack, sometimes they just scare the characters, and sometimes they aren’t even seen by the character but by the audience giving us a jolt of fear. This happens so often that you’ll find yourself tensing up in anticipation, looking in corners and backgrounds half-expecting to see a ghost.

Quite a few of these sequences have become iconic for horror fans. The girl walking on all fours, contorting herself in unusual ways, the hand in the shower, the girl under the covers, etc. have all become part of our communal horror fabric.

I can’t say that Ju-On: The Grudge is a great film in any sort of artistic, cinematic sense, but it is a great one to put on late at night when you are all alone and scare yourself silly.

31 Days of Horror: All the Movies

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I’ve watched horror movies in October for as long as I can remember. In 2022 I started blogging about them under the title 31 Days of Horror. Here’s the complete list of all the movies I’ve written about for that theme.

Black Christmas (2006)
The Blob (1988)
The Blood Spattered Bride (1972)
Body Snatcher (1993)
Castle of Blood (1964)
Cursed (2005)
Day of the Dead (1985)
The Descent (2005)
Doctor X (1932)
Don’t Look Now (1973)
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1920)
Eyes of Laura Mars (1978)
Fascination (1979)
Final Destination 2 (2003)
The Final Girls (2015)
The Fog (1980)
The Forever Purge (2021)
Frankenstein (1931)
The Girl in Room 2A (1974)
Gremlins (1984)
The Grudge (2004)
Halloween (1978)
Halloween (2007)
Halloween II (2009)
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
Halloween IV: The Return of Michael Myers (1984)
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)
Halloween Ends (2022)
Happy Death Day 2U (2019)
The Haunted Palace (1963)
Hellbound: Hellraiser 2 (1988)
The Hidden (1987)
Hocus Pocus 2 (2022)
House of the Long Shadows (1983)
In the Folds of the Flesh (1971)
The Invasion (2007)
The Invisible Man Returns (1940)
The Invisible Woman (1940)
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
Jeepers Creepers (2001)
Ju-On: The Grudge (2002)
Ju-On: The Grudge 2 (2003)
The Killer Reserved Nine Seats (1974)
Lady Morgan’s Vengeance (1965)
Macabre (1980)
Mark of the Vampire (1935)
Messiah of Evil (1974)
Mimic (1997)
The Mummy (1959)
The Mummy’s Hand (1940)
Murder Rock: Dancing Death (1984)
Murders in the Zoo (1931)
Mystery of the Wax Museum (1933)
Near Dark (1987)
The Night Stalker (1972)
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
A Nightmare on Elm Street 7-Film Set
Nothing Underneath (1985)
Perfect Blue (1997)
The Phantom of the Opera (1962)
Ready or Not (2019)
The Return of Dr. X (1939)
The Revenge of Frankenstein (1958)
Salem’s Lot (2024)
The Secret of the Blue Room (1933)
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll And Miss Osbourne (1981)
Talk to Me (2022)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
Thirteen Women (1932)
The Thing From Another World (1951)
Torso (1973)
Totally Killer (2023)
Trick ‘r Treat (2007)
Urban Legend (1998)
The Velvet Vampire (1971)
Waxwork (1988)
Werewolf by Night (2022)
What Have They Done To Your Daughters? (1974)
What Lies Beneath (2000)
Who Saw Her Die? (1972)

31 Days of Horror: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

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One of the fun things about being a physical media collector is getting to display your stuff. Digital collections are great, but all you have to show for it is a hard drive (yes I know it is the actual art – the music, the films, the writing – that truly matters not the physical objects, but still…).

I love Steelbooks, collector’s editions, and Blu-rays with fun artwork. Sometimes the releases come with collectibles. Sometimes they come with really cool collectibles. The new Dark Sky 4K UHD edition of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre has a lifesized plastic chainsaw! How cool is that?

The movie is great, too. An all-time horror classic.

You can read my full film review and the set over at Cinema Sentries.

Bring Out the Perverts: In The Folds of the Flesh (1970)

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This is the only film in the collection which I had not previously watched. It also happens to be the worst of the bunch, and I’d hardly call it a Giallo at all.

I’ve talked before about how most Gialli don’t make all that much logical sense. They often have plot inconsistencies and characters will behave in a nonsensical manner. But In the Folds of the Flesh is on a whole new level of nonsense. Honestly, I’m not sure I could describe everything that goes on in this film, or how any of it fits into the plot.

But I’ll try.

A convict escapes from a mental hospital. He comes across a woman who has just killed her husband and is burying him in her yard. But before he can do anything he is captured by the police. Many years later a long-lost cousin shows up to the house and is promptly murdered. Then an old friend comes to the house and he gets his head sliced off. Then the convict finds his way back to the house, tries to blackmail the family, and finds himself in an acid bath.

I think there is a police investigation and there are definitely flashbacks to a Nazi concentration camp, and probably a bunch of other stuff too. I really can’t remember. It all happens so haphazardly it was difficult to keep up. Or to care.

It is shot with psychedelic glee. There are a lot of flash zooms and kaleidoscope-y split screens. The kills (which feature quite a few decapitations) are pretty fun. And goofy.

It is overwrought and trashy. And a little bit of fun. But not enough to make me recommend it.

31 Days of Horror: The Blob (1988)

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As I wrote in this week’s Pick of the Week, I love 1950s-era science fiction/horror films. They are oh-so-very cheesy, but often they are made by good craftsmen and they can be quite enjoyable to watch.

The 1980s saw a string of those old movies being remade. John Carpenter turned The Thing From Another World (1951), an actually pretty great Cold War metaphor into his masterpiece, The Thing (1982). David Cronenberg turned the wonderfully silly The Fly (1958) into one of the all-time great body horror films. (We could also mention Phillip Kaufman’s Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but that would bring us back to 1978 and I want to stick to the 1980s.)

In 1988 Chuck Russell got into the game and remade the goofy The Blob into a goopy, gnarly little horror film. It is my least favorite of these films, but it is still pretty great.

One of my favorite things about the film is that it introduces several characters in the beginning, people who give off Main Character Energy whom you figure will make it to the end of the film, and then it brutally murders them within the first half hour. It gives the movie that Game of Thrones feeling where nobody is really safe.

A meteorite lands just outside of a small town in California. Inside it is some gelatinous goo that feeds on human flesh and grows bigger every time it does.

The film takes time with its characters. It gives us some nice beats letting us understand them a little bit, even when it kills them soon after. This gives the movie the feeling of something more than just a big glob of goo murdering everyone.

Those kills are pretty sweet though. The special effects crew do a great job of making the blob look, well not realistic in any way, but effectively cool. The kills are varied and violent and bloody.

The plot gets pretty silly – there is a whole thing about a government agency swooping in to keep the blob safe in order to use it as a biological weapon (or did they invent it in the first place?), and the acting (led by Kevin Dillon and Shawnee Smith) is less than stellar. But mostly it is a lot of fun.

31 Days of Horror: 2024

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This will be the third year in a row for me writing about horror movies in October. I’ve been watching horror movies in October for a lot longer than that, and I did a hashtag on Twitter (when I still posted to Twitter) for a couple of years before I started blogging it. This was one of the first themes I did when I started doing non-music posts again at The Midnight Cafe and it remains one of my favorites.

For some reason, I always try to write about horror movies in October every single day of the month. With all my other themes I only write about them a couple of times a week at best. I guess because it is “31” Days of Horror my brain tells me I need to write 31 articles. I probably will miss a few, but be ready for lots of horror talk. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

The Movie Journal: September 2024

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I watched 39 movies in September. 27 of them were new to me. 17 were made before I was born. 6 of them were released in 2024, which has to be some kind of record for me. Or at least it has been unusual for me to watch new movies over the last several years.

There was no theme this month, though I did start the Giallo on Criterion series which will continue into October. I’d like to do more series like that, but I’ll be doing so many horror movies this month that may have to wait.

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The actor’s list contains no surprises. The Doctor Who crew has moved into first place with 10 films. Maureen O’Brien has entered into the list, tied at five films with several other folks. She plays Vicky, the new companion on Doctor Who after Susan left.

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The director’s list has gotten a bit more interesting. Dario Argento and Lucio Fulci have both entered with three films each. No doubt this is due to me watching all those Gialli. Richard Martin has also entered the race with three films (all Doctor Who stories) and Michael Curtiz enters that tie with three films.

Here’s the list:

Cop (1988) ****
Single White Female (1992) ***1/2
The Hand that Rocks the Cradle (1992) ****
Mr. Monk’s Last Case: A Monk Movie (2023) ***1/2
Subservience (2024) **1/2
In the Folds of the Flesh (1970) ***
Doctor Who: The Chase (1965) ****
Hard Times (1975) ****
Challenge of the Masters (1976) ***
Flamingo Road (1949) ****
Greedy People (2024) ***1/2
The Last of Sheila (1973) ****
Flight 7500 (2014) ***
Trap (2024) ***
Tenebre (1982) ****
Colorado Territory (1949) ***1/2
Don’t Torture a Duckling (1972) ***1/2
Thelma (2024) ****
The Mighty Peking Man (1977) ***
Doctor Who: Death to the Daleks (1974) ***1/2
Rebel Ridge (2024) ****1/2
Deep Red (1975) ****1/2
Tremors (1990) ***1/2
Werewolves Within (2021) ****
An American Werewolf in London (1981) ****
A Man on His Knees (1979) ****1/2
Doctor Who: The Space Museum (1965) ***
Time Without Pity (1957) ****
Drive-Away Dolls (2024) ***1/2
Odds Against Tomorrow (1959) ****
Bright Leaf (1950) ***
Longlegs (2024) ***1/2
Death Walks at Midnight (1972) ***1/2
Blood and Black Lace (1964) ****
The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (1970) ****1/2
Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker’s Apocalypse (1991) ***1/2
Apocalypse Now (1979) *****
Hold Your Man (1933) ***1/2
The Crime Is Mine (2023) ***1/2

The Blob (1988) is the New Blu-ray Pick of the Week

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October 1, is the start of spooky season, or as I like to call it 31 Days of Horror. I’ll talk more about that in another post, but for now, I get to be excited about all the horror movies that will be released this month. I haven’t looked ahead but in the weeks to come I suspect we will see a great many cool horror sets get released on home video.

For now we get a pretty great remake of a pretty silly 1950s monster movie. I’m talking about The Blob. I wrote my pick of the week for Cinema Sentries yesterday (which you can read here) and that led me to watch The Blob this afternoon (sorry just the streaming version I won’t be reviewing the Steelbook).

I am happy to say it is as much fun as I remembered.

Single White Female (1992)

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One of the things I enjoy about not having a movie theme on some months is that it allows me to follow random rabbit holes for a little while. Friday night I watched Subservience a film in which Megan Fox plays a sexy robot maid who wreaks havoc on a traditional suburban home.

Numerous people noted that its plot was similar to The Hand that Rocks the Cradle in which Rebecca DeMornay plays a sexy nanny who wreaks havoc on a traditional suburban home.

This in turn led me to Single White Female in which Jennifer Jason Leigh plays a sexy roommate who wreaks havoc on an almost traditional New York City home.

It is by far the trashiest of the three films and the most fun.

Allie Jones (Bridget Fonda) is a young, hip New Yorker who runs a start-up software company and lives in a swanky rent-controlled apartment with her fiancee Sam (Steven Weber). Late one night the phone rings and it is Sam’s ex-wife. At first, he doesn’t answer the phone letting the answering machine get it. As she starts ranting and raving he answers, but by then the machine has picked her up on speakerphone. When she berates Sam for not answering her calls even after they slept together recently, Allie flips out and kicks him out.

Now she needs a roommate. After a few interviews, she lands on Hedy (Jennifer Jason Leigh) who is a bit shy, and quite a bit weird, but she seems nice. At first, they get along quite well and it seems like everything is going to work out. And then, of course, they don’t.

Hedy is a manipulator. She constantly maneuvers situations to turn herself into Allie’s best friend while turning all others against her. At the same time, she is turning herself into an Allie clone. She borrows her clothes and then purchases exact copies. Then she gets a similar haircut. The two actresses look similar enough that there are times when it is difficult to tell them apart.

When Sam reenters the pictures Hedy gets crazy.

This is a film full of crazy. And gratuitous nudity. And a gay best friend. And a sexual assault by Stephen Tobolowsky. And a murder through the eye with a high heel.

It is so trashy and so much fun. It is best watched with a couple of hilarious, drunken friends.